The other day, as the "mitigation" crew was walking off with the walls of our basement, and the plumber was installing the second hot water heater (that we've had in nine months), I got a "courtesy" call from daycare. Jake bit someone. And, it's their policy to call the parents of the "biter", and the parents of the "victim". The victim!?!?!? Oh my, this sounds so serious!
"Should I come get him?" I asked (thinking, how on earth and I'm going to tell this "mitigation" crew to leave while I pick up my little biter). "No, no, this happens all the time. It's just a courtesy call. "Oh, ok, well thanks." Ummm. Now what? Jake doesn't bite, at least not us, not his family? I'm hoping this is an isolated incident!
They probably wouldn't think the above t-shirt was funny if I wore it to drop him off at daycare, would they?